Like riding a frickin' elevator where the up only works part of the time

I wish I were up tonight with a baby who needed a drink, or a dog who needed to go outside or even a husband who insisted that I watch a Stupid Video at 1 AM. Alas, I am not. Our basement is flooding again as I speak. Apparently some moron drilled holes in the foundation and now water is pouring in them. Imagine that! Can you sue a home inspector five years after you buy the home? At least it's supposed to be warm and sunny and SUPER dry for the next week. Right...Who do you think we are? If you guessed members suffering from the Dimond Family Curse, you're right. But all I have to give you is an umbrella and you'd probably get struck by lightning when you use it anyways. Nighty night.