I would like to write this post as a list of points:
1. Hush. Just because I'm not currently reading Twilight doesn't mean that I'm not still in love with Edward, nor does it mean that I have stopped stalking the current filming of New Moon.
2. Yes, I know that I am talking to myself. Nobody that reads this blog is NEARLY as obsessed with Twilight as I am. I get it. I will list off a million thoughts about how jacked this movie poster is and nobody will care. Got it.
3. This poster is jacked!
4. I HATED New Moon the first time I read it. (SPOILER ALERT!!) Edward leaves. He's gone for basically the entire book. It's depressing. Bella is depressed. It's the darkest period of her life, hence the title, New Moon. So why in tarnation is Edward in the very front of the movie poster? He's supposed to be gone! This movie is about Bella and Jacob.
5. Um, is Bella holding on to Jacob's gun? No, thank you! I guess it would work, but only if she couldn't see Edward. Otherwise she would be reaching for him.
6. Jacob looks good. That 30 lbs of muscle he gained since Twilight to become a werewolf did him good. No complaints there.
7. Since when did Bella start wearing makeup? She's completely depressed throughout the entire book. She has to drag herself to school. She's hardly going to make herself look gorgeous. She's supposed to be plain. (SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Plus when she turns into a vampire in Breaking Dawn, what are they going to do with her then, if she's been looking gorgeous with tons of makeup through New Moon and Eclipse? She didn't wear any makeup in Twilight!
8. If this is New Moon, why does it look like there's an Eclipse in the trees?
9. Does it look like Jacob is stabbing Bella in the stomach?
10. I do like that Jacob is trying to keep Bella from Edward. Ironically, Jacob is the only one I do like in the entire poster. Hmph.
11. The colors are a lot more brown than in Twilight. Twilight was really gray and blue. Maybe they're changing things up because of the wolf pack?
12. That's enough. I'm sure my husband is wondering where I am. This is two days in a row spent on Twilight activities. Uh oh...
I totally agree with you. I'm glad you post about this, I know JOn would kill me if I posted anything about this on the blog. I'm glad you feel the same.
ReplyDelete1. Team Jacob.
ReplyDelete2. Jacob is hot.
3. Jacob is not stabbing Bella in the stomach. He's angry because he hates Edward for being an ahole and leaving Bella so sad, so his fists are clenched in protection of Bella.
4. The moon thing is weird.
5. I think the colors are brown because of the wolf pack.
6. I feel like Edward should NOT be in the front of this poster because he really isn't even in the book. (And I'm not just saying this because I'm on Team Jacob)
7. Maybe Bella will go blonde for Breaking Dawn like Rosalie. She IS the most beautiful woman on earth.
8. I still love New Moon.
9. Jacob is hot.
While I may not be as obsessed as you are, I do love love love that you put all this Twilight stuff on your blog.
P.S. I think Emmett moved in across the hall from me. He looks like just him and he's from Washington. Plus, he leaves in the middle of the night and I never see either neighbor during the day. I spend nights lying awake wondering what I would do if he and his girlfriend (Rosalie with red hair???) tried to come into our apartment and eat us. And you thought you had problems...
They have Edward on there because despite his being gone the entire book, the advertisement people knew that there would be a better turn out if Edward was advertised. Plus, we know that he is at the forefront of her thoughts and dreams though he may not be there in the marble flesh. I agree with you in most of your points, though I do think that Bella looks pretty depressed. I'd want to keep my distance from her if I went to school with her looking like that.
ReplyDeleteIt's true -- I'm not as big a fan as you are. I totally agree with you though! Especially the stabbing. And the make-up. And the eclipse. And Edward. Pretty much everything.
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