Bathroom Commentary

So recently, Abbie has taken to commenting on everything while we're in the bathroom. Seems innocent enough, right? Well imagine being in a public restroom, when you know that there are other people in the restroom, and hearing your darling 2 year old say (at the volume only a 2 year old can accomplish): "You have hair on your bum, Mommy." "You had a poo-poo. Why did you have a poo-poo?" "I hear your pee-pee. Your pee-pee is loud." "What's in your underpants? Why do you have that thing in your underpants?" (Pad) I know that that was TMI, but that's the point. It's so fun taking a 2 year old into the stall with you! Always an adventure! Nate has her beat, though. In a public bathroom a while ago, Nate told Alan while he was using the urinal, "You have a long, long, long, long penis." Out of the mouth of babes...